If you were wondering, "why is n. gin and n. brio not in the n. squad? and where is uka uka?", it's because this is inspired by obj_brio by delistyledhardcore. and the reason uka uka isn't present on the second panel, it's because after the events of crash calamity (fan game that i will soon start working on), a giant implosion sent uka uka flying into the year 1004.
Hoo woww!
That was intense! Woo, I just flew in from the new ruins level and boy are my arms tired!
HAHHh
Thank you, thank you very much baby. Thank you very much.
That was funny stuff, wow, funny stuff. Doc, did you see that?
HI I'm Crash! Crash Bandicoot!
The super marsupial, the wonder from down under, the rocket with a pocket!
You may remember me from my last adventure where I just, oh I dunno, saved the world… You're welcome. And nowwww I have to do it againnnnn.
You're just in time to see my new digs! Crassh 2 is incrrrreeedible! It's bigger, deeper, EVEN WIDER!
It has over 30 levels. It's absolutely and totally different from anything you experienced!
Check out these cool new moves!
WOAHh hah! Good thing I'm not wearing tight pants 'cause they would've ripped for sure haha woo!
I also brought this cool jetpack and this most excellent jetski! Pfff pppppffff pfff
WOO hoohoO HOO! ahh haahh
But what I really want is crystals, lots of crystals, we need those crystals more than ever because…
sniff sniff Hey, do you smell something? sniff (x7) It's not me! sniff sniff I-- sniff I think I smell a rat! sniff... Oh well, must be my imagination.
Hey, speaking of rats, y'know the mad scientist from the last Crash Bandicoot? Dr. Neo Cortex?
Heh, HE'S BAAACK! Hah turns out he's a pretty nice guy.
Went to one of those self help seminars, turned over a new leaf.
He says he's going to help me out this time. Yeahhh, help me out…
Y'know what I told him? Why don't you take a 12-step program of a 10-step pier hahaHA!
Heh, and his motley crew is back as well. His discombobulated buddy Dr. N. Brio and Ripper Roo! Pyew!
Plus, new guys like the Komodo Brothers; Joe and Moe, N. Gin, and how about those fire breathing dudes! Woahhh! Talk about bad breath! They must've eaten a barbeque for lunch.
And check out these beautiful new levels! sniff Aughh YUCK! The sewer level!
Heh, okay, maybe this isn't so beautiful but it sure is cool looking, ey?
This were I do other new moves